Pelí­culas a la hoguera del 2014

Con el IVA cultural todaví­a por las nubes y la crisis creativa de Hollywood, cualquiera podrí­a pensar que la industria cinematográfica ha vivido en 2014 una de sus épocas más nefastas. Sin embargo, 2014 nos ha dado un bofetón en toda la cara y nos ha demostrado que nunca habrán obstáculos a la hora de crear buenas pelí­culas De hecho, este año ha sido un gran año cinematográfico, y prueba de ello es la imposibilidad de hacer un “Top 10” recopilando lo mejor del curso sin dejarnos alguna gran joyita fuera de él.

Sin embargo, no todo el monte es orégano, ni todos los hombres podemos ser Chris Pratt. No hay calidad sin basura, brillo sin opacidad o Oscars sin Razzies. Y en este artí­culo, precisamente, vamos a recopilar lo peor del 2014. No son pocas las pelí­culas que nos han retorcido de dolor en nuestras butacas o nos han provocado lágrimas de ansiedad por haber derrochado nuestro dinero en productos tan malos y prescindibles. El caso es que, ya sea por las altas expectativas o la simple curiosidad que tení­amos en ellas, estas son las 10 pelí­culas que más nos han escarmentado en el 2014. Aquellas que ni siquiera sirven para hacer un maratón de pelis malas con amigos y unas cuantas cañas en mano.

Atención: El orden de la siguiente lista es meramente alfabético. Medir el despropósito ha sido imposible.

1- 300: El origen de un imperio

La necesidad de hacer una secuela de la maravillosa pelí­cula de Zack Snyder era la misma que la de organizar un maratón de las pelí­culas que ha protagonizado Nicolas Cage en los últimos años. Sin embargo, Hollywood nos la metió doblada con esta cinta totalmente imprescindible y de la cual, lamentablemente, parece que habrá una continuación. Es increí­ble que, casi diez años más tarde del estreno de su predecesora, los efectos especiales parezcan más anticuados. No malgastes el tiempo viéndola, a no ser que quieras ver abdominales, exceso de slow motion -cuenta la leyenda que, si le quitas ese efecto, la pelí­cula sólo tiene media hora de metraje- o a Eva Green fundiendo los polos con su mirada.

300

Miradme, soy la Katniss de Persia

2-Annabelle

Aplaudimos la decisión de Hollywood de realizar un spin off de uno de los personajes más “carismáticos” de la fantástica ‘Expediente Warren’, pero jamás imaginábamos que darí­an luz verde a semejante engendro. Un telefilme de domingo por la tarde al que se le añade muñecas oxidadas, entes malignos carbonizados y giros de guión vergonzosos. En definitiva, un festival de clichés elevados a la enésima absurdidad donde lo que verdaderamente pone la carne de gallina no es la muñeca protagonista, sino la nefasta interpretación de los actores que la acompañan. Intuimos que Chuky la ha bloqueado en el Whatsapp y Toys’R’Us le ha prohibido la entrada.

anabelle

¿Que has pagado diez euros para verme?

3- El Hobbit: La batalla de los cinco ejércitos

Ha sido la última en llegar, pero eso no ha impedido que se haga un hueco en esta lista. Y es que el desenlace de la segunda saga centrada en la Tierra Media es, cuanto menos, horripilante. Diálogos absurdos, batallas más coreografiadas que las que veí­amos en ‘Fama’ y una digitalización que nos hace pensar que este tipo de pelí­culas estaban mucho más logradas hace una década. Una forma nefasta de cerrar una trilogí­a innecesaria que demuestra que la mayorí­a de veces en muchas ocasiones no hace falta prolongar una historia que puede reducirse a una única y fantástica pelí­cula. Esperemos que con esto hayan aprendido la lección.

sauron

¿Qué es esto? ¡Mis ojos!

4- Hércules

Si hace unos años Blancanieves tuvo varias adaptaciones cinematográficas, este año le ha tocado el turno a Hércules. Y sí­, no sabemos cuál de ambas ha resultado ser más soporí­fera. Hay quienes preferirán los pectorales de Kellan Lutz, mientras que otros se decantarán por el corte aventurero de la protagonizada por Dwayne Johnson. El caso es que ambas no dejan de ser un “quiero y no puedo” que nos demuestran una vez más que, al igual que pasó con Blancanieves, ninguna versión será mejor que la creada por Disney. Veremos quién será el siguiente en caer en la criba.

hades

¿Dwayne o Kellan?

5- Juntos y revueltos

Una cita de peores pelí­culas del año no serí­a lo mismo sin la aparición de un film protagonizado por Adam Sandler. La enésima “comedia” de uno de los actores más odiados de la actualidad -incluso Sony, en sus recientes filtraciones, afirma estar harto de él- ha demostrado que el actor no conoce lí­mites a la hora de tocar fondo, y esta vez ha decidido hundir con él a Drew Barrymore en una aventura que ni siquiera sabemos si TVE aceptará emitir en el prime time del domingo.

adam sandler

El que se rí­e en mis pelí­culas soy yo, pero de vuestras caras

6- Mil maneras de morder el polvo

Puede que el humor de Seth McFarlane no guste a todo el mundo, pero sus seguidores esperábamos que su nuevo largometraje estuviese cerca del humor gamberro pero disfrutable de ‘Ted’ o la grandiosa ‘Padre de familia’. Sin embargo, ‘Mil maneras de morder el polvo’ no sólo es excesivamente larga, sino que no hay por donde cogerla. Sobrecarga de chistes sin gracia, gags penosos y Amanda Seyfried entierran bajo tierra un film que ni siquiera su reparto estelar es capaz de salvar. En definitiva, un despropósito absoluto.

ted

¿í‰xito? ¿Sin mí­? Suerte

7- Pancho, el perro millonario

El cine patrio puede está de enhorabuena este año. No son pocas las pelí­culas nacionales que se han convertido en auténticos éxitos de público y crí­tica durante este 2014, pero también ha habido hueco para los esperpentos. Entre ellos, nos encontramos con las aventuras cinematográficas de Pancho, el famoso perro que aparecí­a en los anuncios de la Loterí­a. Sin embargo, lo que se preveí­a como una pelí­cula horrorosa ha roto todas sus expectativas. Efectivamente, era mucho peor. Una comedia familiar ante la que uno no puede resistirse…a marcharse de la sala. Recomendable para aquellos que tengan hijos o sobrinos y quieran pasar una tarde haciendo una lista de pelí­culas que no deberí­an ver jamás.

rumpy

Grumpy, eres el siguiente

8- Sex tape

Si antes os hablábamos de Adam Sandler, otra que tampoco falta cada año en este tipo de listas es Cameron Dí­az. Este 2014 la hemos podido ver un par de veces en la gran pantalla, pero si tenemos que quedarnos con una que sea excesivamente mala es, sin duda, ‘Sex Tape’. El enésimo intento de la actriz de hacernos ver que todaví­a aparenta ser una veinteañera -esta vez, al menos, ya se atreve a interpretar el papel de madre- y lucir palmito junto a Jason Segel da como resultado una pelí­cula sumamente absurda. Un intento de pelí­cula gamberra que ni siquiera el indudable carisma de la protagonista puede salvar.

cameron diaz

¡No pronunciéis “menopausia” cuando esté delante de  vosotros!

9- Transcendence

Si hay una pelí­cula que nadie ha sido capaz de defender este 2014 es, sin duda, ‘Transcendence’. El supuesto thriller de ciencia ficción no es más que una soporí­fera historia interpretada por un Johnny Depp en sus horas más bajas que es capaz de dormir incluso a un adicto a las bebidas energéticas. Cuentan las leyendas que, si consigues terminar de verla, Tim Burton vuelve a tener creatividad y Ryan Murphy deja de crear series a casporro. Es probablemente la pelí­cula más prescindible de este año, tanto que ni siquiera ha conseguido emocionar a Spielberg.

johny depp

Esto me pasa por querer ver mis propias pelí­culas

10- Transformers 4: La era de la extinción

En futuro, junto a misterios como el del Santo Grial o el de la Mona Lisa, la humanidad estudiará por qué llegamos a permitir que Michael Bay se convirtiese en director de cine…y con éxito. Jamás pudimos entender cómo el mundo acudí­a en masa a ver ‘Transformers’, cuyo despropósito aumentaba con cada nueva entrega. Pero parece que la ilógica del ser humano y el disparate de Michael Bay no tienen lí­mites, y quedó demostrado en un innecesario y descacharrante cuarto film de una de las sagas más vergonzosas de la historia del cine. ¿Lo peor de todo? Que ya se han confirmado futuras entregas.

 megan fox

Megan, no es por asustarte, pero Michael Bay está cerca

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  56. adriana comentou em 7 de julho de 2012 às 10:47. Julia, amo seu blog, acho vc mt bacana nas suas colocações, mas este post….sem palavras!!! Acho q cada “girl” tem seu estilo e não essa de ser it ou não it girl, muita bobagem….e para amenizar a situação vcs chegaram aquela conclusão que sabem que nunca irá acontecer!! Vamos lá, a vida continua e espero continuar curtindo seu blog.

  57. Ron: I completely disagree. I learnt plenty from it and consult it regularly. Tony: I think you’re right that there’s room for an indepth book on the ukulele. I’m hoping John King did write it. He and were working on a book together when he died and it’s due out soon.Michael: Libraries. I remember those.Lorraine: I’m glad your friend did that.Phredd: The swine!

  58. As always, if you want good food, you need to go where it's done with love – whether it's fayn 90s dining or dirty burgers. (Almost) anywhere (a) with a view, (b) turned into a chain by private equity or (c) run by Gordon doesn't fit the bill. As do many "concepts" that have succeeded overseas but which have been imported into London because it sounds like there are a load of rich people here…

  59. Mais pourquoi laissez-vous cette mise à jour 2.3.6 alors qu’elle ne fonctionne pas correctement? Considérant comme tous qu’une mise à jour est sensée apporter des améliorations sans apporter de nouveaux bugs (lenteur/plantage), je me suis fait avoir. Je suis très déçu du manque de réactivité de SFR(vu l’historique) qui est le seul responsable.Pouvez-vous soit nous donner une date pour une nouvelle MAJ ou procédure pour revenir à la version précédente?

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  64. I am excited to see the blend of talents from Chicago, etc. mixed with the Arkansas feel of this show. Halley Mayo is one of the greatest! I also hear Kevin Christopher Fox is an Amazing director, his work in “Mauritius” was really wonderful too! Adding in other local talent (David Wright, Valerie Andrews and John T. Smith) and the work of Kevin Cohea! T2 does great work and I am excited to see how this piece comes alive! Bob Ford is the greatest!

  65. Mike, I would suggest using NoIndex in the robots.txt & META than a rel nofollow for internal pages this way you still get the internal "link juice" flowing and get the same result intended w the nofollow – same for privacy policy pages, etc. I would only nofollow external links such as in comments. ,Michael Martin

  66. Det lyder næsten som de Danske sociale myndigheder her i Danmark-ja den er god nok,og netop derfor stor medfølelse for andre i verden der lider under samme overgreb.Der er bare forskel på overgreb-nogen dør med det samme -andre under mere raffinerede former-gad vide om Assad har luret af hos Danske myndigheder?Svinsk under alle omstændigheder.Gud være med Khaders fætter og familie!

  67. pisze:Kasiu, będzie dużo słońca! Wybrałam taką drogę przez świat, żeby było cały czas słońce, więc będę je tu wrzucać garściami i zawsze dorzucę jeszcze kilka dodatkowych promyków z myślą o Tobie! Zapraszam w podróż!

  68. Hallo Ellen,leider gibt es einen Bug in deinem neuen Template im Bereich der Tweet-Integration.Seit WordPress 3.4. kann man diese ja bequem anhand des Links in die Artikel einbauen. Wird auch ohne Probleme so von Pohutukawa übernommen und dargestellt.In Meola werden aber an Stelle der eingebundenen Tweets nur die Links angezeigt.Wie kann man das beheben?

  69. Interessant ist in diesem Zusammenhang auch dien Inflationsrate zu erwähnen. Denn die liegt in Deutschland derzeit bei gut 2 Prozent schmälert den effektiven Zugewinn nochmal deutlich – allerdings macht dies auch deutlich, dass es noch “sträflicher” ist, sein Geld unterm Kopfkissen zu parken. Denn dann werden die oben erwähnen 10.000 Euro nach vier Jahren nur noch rund 9.000 Euro wert sein…

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  71. Audi, a question for you – how "true to size" do the Allsaints clothes run in your opinion? The item I ordered seemed a bit small for the size… How does their sizing compare to say, the Gap, which I think runs large, or other brands you wear? Thanks for any insight before I place an order!

  72. The South,Thank you for posting the link to the Patriot’s Heart show. I knew about the US as corporation, and citizens as bond, but not the rest.For those of you who did not listen, you must. The Constitution is gone, Obama is not a president, but a Chancellor, and the natural born clause means nothing. I know I’ll have a tough time sleeping tonight………..

  73. Hey! I know this is somewhat off topic but I was wondering which blog platform are you using for this website? I’m getting fed up of WordPress because I’ve had problems with hackers and I’m looking at options for another platform. I would be fantastic if you could point me in the direction of a good platform.

  74. Someone Else skriver:Tycker man då även ska granska änke pensionen. Är det rä008000tt att endast ett kön har rätt till den?Du frågar själv om det är rätt att den pension din man tjänat in ska tillfalla någon annan, men det är ju precis det du vill, att den ska till dig.

  75. writing has little to do with putting words on paper/screen and everything to do with telling a story. when you are board out of your mind at your job or pick someone nearby and create a character back story that ends with them walking into your job and goes back to their birth. once you’ve got it, tell it in their voice.when you master that, you’ll be better than 95% of the “writers” out there. also, it’ll help you make it through the 2nd most mind numbing job on the planet.

  76. So what, does Viacom plan to sue everyone that viewed any of their owned material? Didn't this happen to Napster when it was providing free mp3s and later got shut down? Sure the music industry may have won in shutting down Napster. But they failed when other P2P programs exploded in popularity and couldn't control or catch the millions of people using P2P or bittorrents. So if YouTube does fall, many others will rise to take its place. But this time they wont be owned by a multi billion dollar company.

  77. Seriously wtf is Stefan Molyneux on about? 300AD Rome, Medieval Europe, Nazi Germany, why did he leave out Depression era USA? Mr Greene at least keeps trying to turn the conversation to something constructive, the sanctions. It is obviously an act of War, so was killing Children in Iraq through sanctions for over a decade before finally going? in and destroying the place.

  78. Hi RainmakerFirst off… Thank you for a great blogg/homepage and all your efforts regarding training tips, explaining and comparing gear. Your unbiased information and critique is better then any of the gear-guides written by of the major magazines.Is it possible to create a workout for swim mode for the Garmin 310xt? …eg creating an interval workout; 100m laps with 45 sec rest in between each lap x 10Highest Regards

  79. “You can hear the ocean if you put this to your ear.” She put the shell to her ear and screamed. There was a hermit crab inside and it pinched her ear. She never wants to go back! LoL I know this is entirely off topic but I had to tell someone!

  80. , it's going to hurt like hell for a few days. Insist on a week's worth of serious painkillers (not just ibuprofin) so that you will be able to sleep at night. During the day I didn't need anything, but sleeping was a real problem.Having been through twice without any support from those around me, please feel free to write my about anything or nothing.

  81. mary dit :C est excellent comme concept Ici zaza comprend et parle portugais, car j ai eu la mm chance que toi d avoir cette double culture et langue.Ici aussi serie et dessin animé en vo, d ailleurs la miss commence a comprendre l anglais, ce sui est bien comme ca elle pourra mieux communiquer avec ces cousines qui sont en malaisie.Ah si javais les moyens pour ma petitr seconde, j aurai pris une nurse etrangere!

  82. Bahh que tri… Bem pertinho…Único problema do Monumental pra mim é esse… é muito longe… Ontem fiquei na mureta bem na reta do bandeira que anulou dois gols do Grêmio no primeiro tempo… Passei o jogo inteiro xingando até a 5ª geração dele… Ontem até tava bom porque tava meio vazio o estádio, então ele tava me ouvindo em alto e bom tom, mas foda em jogo lotado não tem como o bandeira escutar, só se todo mundo gritar ao mesmo tempo, claro…

  83. Minulla on taas ihan päinvastaisesti sellaisia kokemuksia, että puuro pitää nälkää poissa tasan kaksi tuntia :D. Lieneekö siis tottumiskysymys, sillä elän pelkällä ruisleivällä tai kipollisella sokeritonta mysliä kyllä paljon pidempään. Puuro on kuitenkin ihanaa, varsinkin riisi- ja kauralesepuurot.

  84. I just went through the “I’m not doing enough exercise so I might as well not do any” phase. Then I saw a video that gave amazing stats for doing just 20 to 25 minutes a day and I perked right up. I can do that!

  85. ladies never but yourself between a man and his true love. no matter how many years go by the heart wants what the hearts wants. on that note K Tran please stop it girl, you hanging on by the skin of your teeth.

  86. Abuzul este un termen definit in penal pentru a desemna o incalcare a unor drepturi si libertati prevazute de lege (cu alte cuvinte e o infractiune). In aceste conditii “anchetarea” unor presupuse abuzuri – adica a unor presupuse infractiuni – se face, daca mai tin eu minte, de catre organele de cercetare penala (politia si parchetul). S-a schimbat ceva in legislatia romaneasca si eu nu am aflat? Infiintarea unei asemenea comisii de catre parlament sfideaza constitutia chiar mai mult decat actiunile din 3-5 iulie ac

  87. I got what you mean , thankyou for posting .Woh I am pleased to find this website through google. “The eye of a human being is a microscope, which makes the world seem bigger than it really is.” by Kahlil Gibran.VA:F [1.6.5_908]please wait…VA:F [1.6.5_908](from 0 votes)

  88. I have had a much easier time sticking to my exercise goals now that I am on meds that are helping me feel better. I’m having an easier time with that all or nothing, black or white thinking I have gotten myself stuck on. I don’t know if it is the meds that have helped calm me down or what but all I know is something is working.

  89. jøss- det viste jeg ikke. Så utrolig bra.Kan ikke skjønne at mine to små kan ha noe blod å gi bort- men dette skal jeg spørre om neste gang. Kan jo hende at det kommer inn en annen liten venn da. Takk for tips!

  90. Portablility issues and pre-existing condition restrictions are a couple of the ways the government can be constructively involved; again these were suggestions the Rethugs! made, but since the Obamists couldn’t include anyone not in ideological lockstep with them in the debate…Free market solutions always trump government ones; and have the advantage of being able to be shaped by regulation.Instead of the tyranny of the death panels and “complete lifers” Like Zeke Emmanuel…

  91. That’s consistent with what I’ve seen, though I think it’s unclear who would play Mike v Will. DC Coordinator Ferwell said that Rivers originally would start working on the weakside and would potentially move to MLB if he mentally progressed.Also, Michael Boley had great things to say about Rivers and noted he was impressed with him thus far. He’ll certainly compete for the spot (Will or Mike; both would be fantasy productive), but the thing with Rivers that concerns me is his injury history.He always seems to have injury issues.VA:F [1.9.21_1169](from 0 votes)

  92. "A lame argument. Germany has the highest operational sex ratio of all the European countries I looked at, but one of the lowest homicide rates in Europe".The operational sex ratio does have the effect Dr. Frost claims all other things being equal. Comparing East to West Germany the effect is there I think. As I already I would expect the effect to be a weak one because the proprortion of the German population who are young men in is very low. Homocide rates and revolutionary activity are very much influenced by the population median age .

  93. bURNS DA HOUSE 0  0also wer hier behauptet die Uhr wäre runtergefallen hat wohl ne Meise. Ein abgzockter Profi Trickdieb hat dem Präsidenten der USA die Uhr geklaut, das ist einfach nur absolut geil!

  94. Ajudou Bastante ^^, eu já desconfiava porque fiz algumas pesquisas e vi que teria que deixar o computador ligado 24 horas 7 dias por semana 12 meses por ano kkk, e as despesas com a energia kkk, então compensa contratar uma hospedagem com domínio E Muito Obrigado pela Atenção

  95. #Kasia- ja też zdziwiona byÅ‚am. I popcornem i Å‚upaniem pestek sÅ‚onecznika. Ale podrywajÄ… siÄ™ i krzyczÄ…, jak jest okazja, a czasami też bez. Atmosfera jest niesamowita, polecam!Laura, z dÅ‚ugim poÅ›lizgiem wysÅ‚ana, robiÄ™ siÄ™ bardziej latynoska niż sami Latynosi i mañana trwaÅ‚o u mnie chyba kilka miesiÄ™cy 🙂 pozdrawiam

  96. With havin so much content and articles do you ever run into any issues of plagorism or copyright infringement? My blog has a lot of exclusive content I’ve either authored myself or outsourced but it appears a lot of it is popping it up all over the internet without my permission. Do you know any solutions to help prevent content from being stolen? I’d truly appreciate it.

  97. hola Rodrigo, no me recordarás, pero no importa ¿existen Machuca, Lourdes y Lorena? de ser así, ubicame el contexto familiar, y si no, felicidades, recreas los ambientes de maravilla, si no pareciera q. hubiera un poco de resentimiento (por lo insistente de tus críticas), no se q. esperan las editoriales. Saludos.

  98. My tics started … My tics started about that age as well. Over time, they actually got worse and now it’s just a part of daily life that I have to try to conceal. I have tics like blinking, grimacing, head shaking, sniffling, eyebrow raising, etc. I’ve tried lots of medications but the side effects are just terrible because the neuroleptics used to treat the tics are very potent antipsychotics. Risperidone was the most effective but it made me so fatigued I couldn’t function. I started missing work and school. Was this answer helpful?

  99. The best thing to do would be to burn the public schools down, lower taxes and force parents to pay for their own children’s education privately. Let charities help the ones who can’t afford it. Teach kids according to their own abilities istead of shoe-horning them all into the same definition of success. Oh, were you looking for ideas that might actually have a chance of happening in this ridiculous world? Sorry. Don’t have any.Homeschooling is my own choice for my kids. Public schools are irredeemable.

  100. Julien dit :Les français ont vraiment de la poudre aux yeux pour vouloir voter au second tour pour quelqu’un qui n’a jamais rien dirigé d’autre que le département le plus endetté de France alors qu’ils traversent en ce moment une terrible crise de la dette.

  101. Voor het eerst deze missie je eindelijk zien overvliegen! Wat was dat gaaf! En gelukkig nu niet zo koud en ook niet midden in de nacht zoals toen bij je vorige missie. Mijn moeder heeft het nu helaas net gemist, toen ze naar buiten kwam, verdween je in de wolken. Maar mijn vader heeft nu voor het eerst in zijn leven gezien en vond het ook bijzonder. Als je volgende keer weer over Nederland (Renkum, Gelderland) vliegt, kunnen we het hopelijk weer zien!Groetjes, Madelon Joostink, Renkum

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  103. pisze:Oczywiście wentylator nawiewny (wywiewny nie jest celowy w tym układzie- lepsze jest drobne nadciśnienie i zużyte powietrze jakoś ucieknie) z filtracją przez wodę i węgiel aktywny, napędzany w razie czego z dynama i akumulatora (czy coś takiego) to żaden koszt i żadna filozofia.Ale IMHO, jeśli już myślimy o przygotowaniu do takiej ekstremy, to zdecydowanie lepszym pomysłem jest sprawny samochód, zapas paliwa wystarczający do wydostania się do bezpiecznego kraju i aktualny paszport pod ręką (a najlepiej paszport innego, neutralnego kraju)

  104. Анонимный мыслитель / vse pomoemu yasno,u tesaka bolwoe buduwee v politike,esli ne mo4kanut EDRO ego,ya bi na ego meste svalil kuda nid,gde ne dostanut,i ottuda rulil bi delami,,,,mexanizm vseravno uzhe zapuwen,,,a v Rosii deystvitelno vse ploxo…

  105. YUM on the home-made pretzels. I simply must get the ingredients here so you can whip some up for your dad and I think weekend. Everyone else’s dishes look great, too. I think I’m headed to the kitchen!

  106. Não estou para falar de problemas ortógraficos mas sim do regresso dos anonimos ao blog.Acho inteligente a atitude tomada, tipico de pessoas que respeitam as opiniões do cidadão Moçambicano independentemente de ter ou não e-mail no google.Acho também que foi notoria a queda do grafico de visitas.Muitos de nós não somos anonimos porque vontade propria, mas sim por ser rapido postar um comentário.Parabéns Maxango

  107. Un vélo électrique bidouillé comme le votre est un danger public. Au même titre que d’autres pratiques à haut risque, le faire est une chose qu’on peut éventuellement trouver moralement acceptable, faire du prosélytisme est réellement irresponsable.

  108. Love Catherine Mann! I’ve read this book and it’s pretty darn hot. I would definitely recommend it.I agree it’s got a great cover too.Yes i have locked myself out of my car a time or two. Hasn’t happened in ages but mostly because I am kind of anal about taking the key out when i turn off the car to get out. So bad that even when i leave hubby or kids ( their older) in the care i still do it. lol Hubby is like um you can leave them so we can stay warm etc??? Oh yeah…. lolLisa B

  109. I feel the same way. Dragonfly is my favorite so far (though I’m only ½ way through Voyager at the moment). I think the emotional tone is more intense, somehow? I really have to get back to this series soon…Random tidbit — ever since Outlander, I’ve felt a tad guilty for liking lavender :-\\

  110. Sorry, one more thought – I was just re-reading Scott’s talk from Oct 07 General Conference (Sunday PM session) titled “Truth: The Foundation of Correct Decisions.” It seems pretty relevant to the search for what is truth in one’s reading of the BOM, esp. if seeking physical proof.

  111. how exciting Ashley, just went over to CS to see today's sketch and there you were! congrats! LOVE this layout, you did an amazing job with this sketch, I can't wait to get started on it. Love the bird and your title, gorgeous photo too!

  112. nee, dat was niet erg relevIAnt!@mrfranky: daar denkt de jeugd anders over!@rené: niet iedere speler was erg sportief!@Adriaan: schoolvoetbal is georganiseerd door school, niet gegeven op school.@Rob: bedankt namens het team!

  113. Me encanta lo agradable que resulta el contraste de la madera con el blanco de la cocina ,es preciosa!!!Si te soy sincera y después de ver el resto del apartamento ,para mí junto con el techo del pasillo ,la cocina es de lo mejor de la casa.Un abrazo muy fuerte ,feliz jueves.

  114. 27fכמי שלא מזוהה עם המפלגות הקיימות כרגע, נראה שהמועמדים בעצמם מבינים שמי שלא יפסיד הפעם יפסיד לרשות הממשלה ולכן מבחינתם זה לבחור בין הגרוע לגרוע יותר. ומאחר ואינם מזהים מי גרוע יותר הם בוחרים פה ושם למטרות אגו.לא שוכחים למופז את הנדנד…. וציפי גם לא הוכיחה את עצמה… אז באמת נראה שבקולות בודדים בלבד תהיה ההכרעה (בניגוד לסקר).

  115. Recorded first by “The Wheels”This was originally written for “The Wheels” or “The Wheel A Ways” to give them their correct title by Van Morrision & later Van covered this song with “Them” Van Morrsions band …. “THE WHEELS” WereBrian Rossi – organ, piano and vocalsRod Demick – rhythm guitar and vocalsHerbie Armstrong – lead guitarTito Tinsley – bassVictor Catling – drums

  116. It's a lot less comforting to hear it for the fourth or seventh time, because by then it's obvious that Cletus Jr. is not picking up on this particular point of firearms etiquette, but what are you gonna do?Me? Prepare to return fire. I'll even be considerate and shoot to wound. 🙂

  117. Ah, okay, danke für den Hin­weis! das wußte ich nicht, maTTes. Und klar, ich bin von Freecom­man­der begeis­tert, weil er ein­fach viel mehr Möglichkeiten bietet! Und ich denke bei Total­com­man­der wird das auch sein!Und was benutzt du noch so an Spezial­soft­ware?

  118. Your time stamp is in American time, on Sept 18 at 5:36 pm (see my last comment posted above) it was Yom Kippur and I would not have posted then. Please change it.Support this comment 0

  119. Fico mais descansado. Não perdi mesmo nada. Até porque tenho o Smile recuperado. O Dylan é reciclagem e os demais, que me compreenda o Filhote, são apenas dispensáveis.Penso eu de que, porque na Mojo deste mês vem um cd com temas de música electrónica, numa homenagem aos Kraftwerk que aprecio muito ( tenho em grande conta o Trans Europe Express, o Man-Machine e o Radio Activity) e alguns dos temas do cd são preciosos de modernidade e são recentes.

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